Always the Last Place You Look

What a ridiculous statement. Of course it's always the last place you look. You're hardly likely to look elsewhere once you'd found it, now are you.

A colleague this week lost his wallet. Looked everywhere. In and around the office. In the car, especially down the side of the seat. At home. Everywhere. After a couple of days, he took the plunge and called each card issuer and cancelled each card. No small task. No wallet. No cards. No money.

Two further days pass. The first replacement card arrives. The wallet is discovered. Now how in the hell did his wallet fall and land here? And how did it not fall off whilst he wheeled around the office?